Its about making memories worth repressing
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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