I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
