Kiss
Puke
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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