You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Randomize
