i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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