I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We got so high we made milksteak
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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