She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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