You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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