Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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