I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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