Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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