I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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