genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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