Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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