you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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