Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
