he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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