ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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