I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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