If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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