So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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