I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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