That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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