i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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