I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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