Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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