If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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