: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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