You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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