I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I need water and some morals
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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