dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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