That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
