he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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