So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
