It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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