I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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