I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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