When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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