i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i will never coherently bang her
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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