If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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