Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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