Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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