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New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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