That's intense
i think my tv is drunk
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Shame - the story of my life.
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