Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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