have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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