I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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