Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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