did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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