Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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