Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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