I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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