We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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