on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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